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GIR: Hellooooooooooo evre’bodeh! Welcome to the show! There are refreshments in the back, and a POOP corn stand should any of you get hungry! I KNOW I AM! We’z even got merchandise T-Shirts with little piggies on them! I love the little piggies! But here’s your host, RPG! *munching*
RPG: Hello! Hello! Welcome everybody to late night with RPG! The show had been under suspension for a while, but it’s back and better than ever! Tonight I’ll be interviewing a mysterious man who leads an Organization of thirteen! Wow, twelve people to command must be tough to keep them in line! Well, here he is, you guessed it, Xemnas!
*Xemnas walks on stage and takes a seat, a few claps are heard then all is quiet*
Xemnas: Thank you for taking the time to invite me. Most people would have actually called up our Number eight, considering how popular he is.
RPG: Well, actually, we tried. But his phone had been disconnected apparently. Hope nothing happened, I was really looking forward to having a chat with him….personally.
Xem: I see…
RPG: Moving right along. It really must be tough, being leader and all.
Xem: Well, it is and it isn’t. I have no problems with Saix, but most of the others see fit to betray me or try to send me to darkness! When I do so much for them! T_T They’re like my children! I brought them into this non-existing world and they step all over me!
RPG: Kids…
Xem: It can be truly hard when they don’t see fit to cooperate with me! How am I supposed to open up Kingdom Hearts and create a new world when my own minions wont listen to me!
RPG: Yes. Well, anyway. I’m a little confused as to what you would do once you got your heart back.
Xem: I wish to become a poet! Oh such aspiring beauty to bestow upon my new world would be the words that pour from my lips like a morning waterf-
RPG: *gags* Ok I get it! Poet, yeah. Sure.
Xem: hmpf!
RPG: So can you tell us a little more about you? Got any juicy secrets you’d like to share?
Xem: I have NO secrets!
RPG: Oh really!? Then what do you call, THIS!?
*TV rolls from the ceiling behind RPG and turns on revealing Xemnas holding a poupu fruit*
TVXem: Should I? Or shouldn’t I? Oh! But what if he says no!? Dear me! What if he refuses me altogether!
Xem: Turn that off! Where did you…W-When did you!?
TVXem: Ooooh! Maybe I’m getting fat! Saix will never find me acceptable!
*RPG pauses the TV*
Xem: =O…
RPG: Oh! Ho! HO! So the famous rumors are TRUE! You DO have a thing for Saix! This is just so delicious! As an added bonus, dear Superior, I brought a second, special guest. Who has been a member of our very audience this whole time! Thaaaaaaaaat’s right! Saix! Saix, come right on up here!
*RPG motions towards the audience and Saix arises from the chairs and sits down next to Xemnas*
RPG: So, Saix. Tell us what you think of this little video?
Saix: *Pauses for a moment, then reaches into his cloak and pulls out a poupu fruit* I…I had always wondered the same thing.
Xem: So…
Saix: Yes!
*The two lean towards each other when there’s a loud bang on the door*
RPG: !?
*The banging gets louder and more frantic*
RPG: Oh no! I fear it’s…
*The door bursts open to reveal a mob of drooling fan girls*
RPG: RABID YAOI FANGIRLS!! I’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
Gir: I’m gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooooom!
RPG: RUN! RUN AWAY!! But stay tuned for another Late night with RPG!!!
*The stage is overrun with fan girls as Gir continues to sing the doom song*
RPG: Hello! Hello! Welcome everybody to late night with RPG! The show had been under suspension for a while, but it’s back and better than ever! Tonight I’ll be interviewing a mysterious man who leads an Organization of thirteen! Wow, twelve people to command must be tough to keep them in line! Well, here he is, you guessed it, Xemnas!
*Xemnas walks on stage and takes a seat, a few claps are heard then all is quiet*
Xemnas: Thank you for taking the time to invite me. Most people would have actually called up our Number eight, considering how popular he is.
RPG: Well, actually, we tried. But his phone had been disconnected apparently. Hope nothing happened, I was really looking forward to having a chat with him….personally.
Xem: I see…
RPG: Moving right along. It really must be tough, being leader and all.
Xem: Well, it is and it isn’t. I have no problems with Saix, but most of the others see fit to betray me or try to send me to darkness! When I do so much for them! T_T They’re like my children! I brought them into this non-existing world and they step all over me!
RPG: Kids…
Xem: It can be truly hard when they don’t see fit to cooperate with me! How am I supposed to open up Kingdom Hearts and create a new world when my own minions wont listen to me!
RPG: Yes. Well, anyway. I’m a little confused as to what you would do once you got your heart back.
Xem: I wish to become a poet! Oh such aspiring beauty to bestow upon my new world would be the words that pour from my lips like a morning waterf-
RPG: *gags* Ok I get it! Poet, yeah. Sure.
Xem: hmpf!
RPG: So can you tell us a little more about you? Got any juicy secrets you’d like to share?
Xem: I have NO secrets!
RPG: Oh really!? Then what do you call, THIS!?
*TV rolls from the ceiling behind RPG and turns on revealing Xemnas holding a poupu fruit*
TVXem: Should I? Or shouldn’t I? Oh! But what if he says no!? Dear me! What if he refuses me altogether!
Xem: Turn that off! Where did you…W-When did you!?
TVXem: Ooooh! Maybe I’m getting fat! Saix will never find me acceptable!
*RPG pauses the TV*
Xem: =O…
RPG: Oh! Ho! HO! So the famous rumors are TRUE! You DO have a thing for Saix! This is just so delicious! As an added bonus, dear Superior, I brought a second, special guest. Who has been a member of our very audience this whole time! Thaaaaaaaaat’s right! Saix! Saix, come right on up here!
*RPG motions towards the audience and Saix arises from the chairs and sits down next to Xemnas*
RPG: So, Saix. Tell us what you think of this little video?
Saix: *Pauses for a moment, then reaches into his cloak and pulls out a poupu fruit* I…I had always wondered the same thing.
Xem: So…
Saix: Yes!
*The two lean towards each other when there’s a loud bang on the door*
RPG: !?
*The banging gets louder and more frantic*
RPG: Oh no! I fear it’s…
*The door bursts open to reveal a mob of drooling fan girls*
RPG: RABID YAOI FANGIRLS!! I’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
Gir: I’m gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooooom!
RPG: RUN! RUN AWAY!! But stay tuned for another Late night with RPG!!!
*The stage is overrun with fan girls as Gir continues to sing the doom song*
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The Late Night with RPG is actually an old talk show I used to do on the IGN forums with my friends for fun. I recently wanted to start them up again just for fun
RPG came from RPGgirlFF which is my screen name on IGN. Though I rarely go there anymore
The XemSaix couple is the ONLY yaoi couple I'll approve of. But that doesn't make me a XamSaix yaoi fangirl! Just saying I approve of it >.> Because I hate both Xemnas and Saix! The AkuRoku coupling in my opinion is wrong...but I do enjoy reading SILLY/FUNNY AkuRoku comics XD
Er...lemmie know if you guys wanna read more...and suggestions on who to interview's always fun
Oh yes! And Gir is my little sidekick that's been with me from the start! ^^
Xemnas + Saix (c) Square Enix
Gir (c) J. Vasquez
RPG Is Me
RPG came from RPGgirlFF which is my screen name on IGN. Though I rarely go there anymore
The XemSaix couple is the ONLY yaoi couple I'll approve of. But that doesn't make me a XamSaix yaoi fangirl! Just saying I approve of it >.> Because I hate both Xemnas and Saix! The AkuRoku coupling in my opinion is wrong...but I do enjoy reading SILLY/FUNNY AkuRoku comics XD
Er...lemmie know if you guys wanna read more...and suggestions on who to interview's always fun
Oh yes! And Gir is my little sidekick that's been with me from the start! ^^
Xemnas + Saix (c) Square Enix
Gir (c) J. Vasquez
RPG Is Me
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OMG!!! I love that pairing too! lmao!